Do y’all take into account that, between around 2005 and 2008, Owen Wilson — superstar of Wedding Crashers and, um, The Internship — turned into pleasant acknowledged on the Internet as The Butterscotch Stallion, and Owen Wilson turned into called The Butterscotch Stallion for exactly the motives you suspect? It all stemmed from a blind item about a celebrity who licked his date’s butthole for two hours. Owen Wilson later admitted that he became the difficulty of the blind item. In 2019, it all feels very kink-disgrace-y, but inside the mid-aughts, it simply form of have become Owen Wilson’s call. Like, Jennifer Lopez is J.Lo; Owen Wilson changed into the Butterscotch Stallion. It turned into used on line so often that the beginning of the nickname type of got misplaced, like how everyone forgets that John Wayne changed into referred to as The Duke because he may want to break a rest room.*
Anyway, I bring this up because Owen Wilson was trending on Google nowadays, and my first idea become, “Owen Wilson? The Butterscotch Stallion? Why?” Look, I haven’t observed Owen Wilson’s private existence when you consider that … never. I know that he dated Sheryl Crow manner back in the day. And that he dated Kate Hudson for a few years round Marley & Me. (Also, Gina Gershon for two years!) But after that, Owen Wilson type of fell off my radar.
But that’s additionally when Owen Wilson’s relationship life were given without a doubt thrilling, because after he dated a model named Le Call (who became as soon as involved in a lawsuit in which she changed into sued after borrowing an umbrella that price $1,000), he dated Jade Duell for 2 years. She changed into a government respectable of a few type. She gave birth to Owen Wilson’s first son, Robert Ford Wilson.
And then they broke up. Then for two years, Wilson dated his personal teacher, Caroline Lindqvist, who became married, which didn’t forestall her from having Owen Wilson’s second baby. Lindqvist hid her being pregnant from her husband till they divorced. Lindqvist and Wilson’s baby, Finn, become born in 2014.
Since then, Lindqvist and Wilson have dated off and on. In the interim, he also dated Scarlett Benchley, an actress who’s presently pregnant, but now not with Wilson’s baby. However, Wilson did have every other baby with his next female friend, Varunie Vongsvirates.
Adorable, right? Here’s the twist: Owen Wilson has by no means met this daughter, whose call is Lyla Wilson. However, Owen Wilson does offer the mother, Varunie Vongsvirates, with $35,000 a month in infant aid, despite the fact that he has never met his daughter.
How does Owen Wilson find the money for $435,000 a year in toddler assist, plus whatever child assist he pays for his other youngsters, whose mothers he isn’t always in a courting with? Apparently, Owen Wilson is worth among $70 and $a hundred million and owns lots of actual estate, because there was reputedly a whole lot of cheddar in those Little Fockers films. In fact, Wilson once sold a residence in Santa Monica, then bought the residence round the corner, and demolished it so he ought to have a bigger lawn. That’s f**ok you money.
All of that’s to mention: I found out plenty nowadays about an actor I haven’t concept approximately in years.